Mom: When is Anusha's Birthday?
Anusha: January!
M: And Dads birthday is in.....?
A: September!
M: And whose birthday is in December? (Here where she should say Mom!!)
A: Jesus !!
Anusha observing melting ice-cream scoop in her bowl: Look Ma, the ice-cream doesn't know how to swim!!
Eating Aloo-Gobhi( potatoes-Cauliflower curry with turmeric)
Anusha: Mom did you turn broccoli yellow?!!